. . . hail your leader,

CHUCK ! ❞

it/its,she/her, cis, 7teen, 1/1/06, bisexual, puerto rican & yt, nd, shoe size 7 1/2, close personal friend of "weird al" yankovic.

❝ BYF !?

do not compare my art/ocs to other artists/characters ; be fully prepared to agree unthinkingly to every opinion & thought i post. by proceeding, you are hereby signing away all individual thought & swear to become a superfan of chuck vespa on any platform it may travel to. you understand i am the greatest & wisest person to grace your feed. you will listen. you will obey. you will listen. you will obey.

DNI !! ❞

basic criteria , "weird al" yankovic supporters.

➛ JOIN THE PARTY !

follow me everywhere! just not to the bathroom, please.

≈☆ interests ( bold : important )
weird al yankovic(!!), trolls franchise(!!), 100% match, bo burnham, tyler the creator, the incredibles, ASOUE, toy story/lightyear, sherlock gnomes, the boys, clone high, dan vs, MLP, DHMIS, the grinch, baldi's, good omens, tankmen, popee, death note, fbacc, BNHA, pokemon, music in general, art in general, true crime.

ENLIST NOW !

a bunch of stuff i like!

kins ( bold : high ) 彡
chuck (wordgirl), ercole visconti (luca), (clone high), the grinch (2018), creek (trolls), chris (dan vs), la brava (bnha), patrick bateman (american psycho), homelander (the boys), count olaf (asoue), tricky the clown (madness combat), nagatoro (dtwmmn), sour bill (wreck it ralph), mr. hippo(fnaf), art the clown (terrifier)

...pssst!...

hey! check out my shrines! i PROMISE it won't give you a virus.whatever buttons you can't click aint ready yet.

# STATS

i'm constantly having new items come in, so updates may be infrequent!
PDF of my items, not fully up-to-date.$$$: ~$2,582.74last updated 8/24/23wishlist : squeezebox (+book +all preorder gifts),mandatory fun che al pin (red), weird al bobblehead, UHF VHS (fully red plastic, red plastic spine, yellow plastic spine), peter & the wolf (vinyl, cassette, cd), alpocalypse VIP folder, return of vanity tour blanket (offered internationally for VIP), the weird al anthology songbook, WTAYS alamo premiere set, placebo ep, alpocalypse LP, my bologna/school cafeteria capitol records release, poodle hat cassette, lynwood cassette.(if you have any of these things, message me! i may be willing to buy it off of you!)

physical media
12" records : self titled, in 3d, dare to be stupid, polka party, mandatory fun, eat it (jpn), wtays soundtrack (glow in the dark), beat on the brat (red & black record), straight outta lynwood promo, polka party, greatest hits, even worse 7" records : eat it, like a surgeon (jpn), one more minute, i lost on jeopardy, lasagna, king of suede (jpn) 3" records : beat on the brat cds : self titled, in 3d, dare to be stupid, polka party, even worse, UHF, off the deep end(x2), alapalooza(x2), bad hair day(x3), running with scissors(x2), poodle hat(x2), straight outta lynwood(x3), alpocalypse(x3), mandatory fun(x2), wtays soundtrack, Everything You Know Is Wrong: One Hour Radio Special, food album, food album (jpn), permanent record, the essential weird al yankovic, limited edition the essential weird al yankovic, dr demento 20th, greatest hits, the saga begins (jpn), gump, it's all abt the pentiums, medium rarities (bootleg), alapalooza(jpb) cassette : in 3d, dare to be stupid, even worse, off the deep end, bad hair day, running with scissors(x2), greatest hits, gump, headline news, jurassic park, smells like nirvana, polka party vhs : alapalooza the videos, bad hair day the videos, compleat al, video library(x2), uhf (red spine) dvd : alpocalypse digipak, alpocalypse live!, compleat al, uhf, ultimate video collection, captain underpants the movie
miscellaneous
$100 lynwood promotional dollar, 2018 calendar, cheese sandwich trading card(x3), compleat al poster(reprint), disney magazine clipping, even worse poster flat, 2x2 film slide, jukebox label, lunchbox, album magnets (fanmade), mann centre card, mandatory fun flag, che al banner(x2), al & crash test dummies clipping, lynwood pennant flag, rws backstage pass, complete trading card set, turntable mat, return of vanity tour vip pass, return of vanity tour lanyard, return of vanity tour poster, VIP weird al mug, weird al espresso coffee ground, chia pet, regular funko pop, mad artwork print, black&white&weird all over postcards (spare set), flash drive, "weird al" yankovic guitar pick, al tv guitar pick, polka party advert, sam goody ad, WTAYS premiere menu, vanity tour turntable mat, 2018 calendar

# THE BUNKER

ever since i attended my first weird al concert on october 6, 2022, i've been hooked. this freak scrapes a part of my brain i was not aware existed before. so, naturally, i've started a collection of all things "weird al" yankovic. i primarily use ebay, but i've been no stranger to mercari and other seller sites, as well as buying directly off of other people.this here is a list version of everything i own. i have an app where i catalogue everything, but it would be too much of a hassle to add pictures, dates, prices, ect on carrd. if you're interested in more information on my items, shoot me a message on my social media.
i'm also open to scanning things from books, booklets, ect for you! just dm me. don't be a stranger!some things are left out for brevity's sake. i'm sure you don't care about the magazine clippings. trust me, you don't. i don't even care. i just like his face.i'm rarely open to trades as i don't normally like to collect duplicates to trade away, but if you have an offer i can't refuse, reach out to me. if you want to donate to the cause, also reach out!

apparel
shirts : anime weird al, poodlehat band picture, che al, eminem/couch potato, weird al is my homeboy (khaki), i'll be mellow when i'm dead(fanmade), chairman al, mandatory fun local crew, poodlehat cover, lynwood cover, lynwood pimp al, vanity circle, vanity blue al, baseball jersey, weird al experience(grey+orange), craigslist tee, strings attached shirt, strings attached button-up, 2010 tour tee, strings attached dtbs (st augustine, fl) print shirt, strings attached velvet elvis (memphis, tn) print shirt, wtays button-up, signature local crew hats : mandatory fun beret, mandatory fun military cap, baseball cap pins : 13 small pins, 2 large pins, smells like nirvana pin, mag clipping pin, vanity tour enamel pin, white&nerdy enamel, fatman enamel, beat on the brat enamel, accordion enamel, al face enamel misc : cheese sandwich dogtag, strings attached jacket, white&nerdy hoodie(small), watch(x2), weird al yankovic vanity tour keychain, vanity tour tote bag
literature
the authorized al, black & white & weird all over, disney adventures (4/8/91), disney adventures (1/93), the illustrated al, the illustrated al deluxe edition, lights camera accordion, lights camera accordion box set, MAD magazine #533, my new teacher and me, weird al: the book, the weird accordion to al, the weird accordion to al sincere movie cash-in, the weird a-coloring to al, the weird a-coloring to al cynical movie cash-in, weird al: seriously, warner bros summer&fall catalogue (1990) comics : MLPFF issue 34, MLPFIM issue 22, mlpfim #94
unnamed section
figurines : polka power figurine, simpsons figurine, white and nerdy figurine, cheese sandwich blindbag figurine, alfie clone doll plushes : mom-made crochet weird al plush, cheese sandwich

✓ WILL DO

WON'T DO ✘

humans, ocs, self inserts, furries, anthros, gore/hard gore, ships, fandoms i'm unfamiliar with, real people (case-by-case basis), animals, robots

nsfw, mecha, fetishes, hate/offensive or political artwork.

sketches
bust : $7
half body : $12
fullbody : $19
+ additional character : price doubled
add color : +$5

flat color
bust : $15
half body : $26
fullbody : $35
+ additional character : price doubled

lineart
bust : $11
half body : $20
fullbody : $29
+ additional character : price doubled

full color/painted
bust : $40
half body : $50
fullbody : $65
+ additional character : price doubled

i accept paypal and cashapp. i have the right to turn down any commission for any reason. these prices are per person/character ; price can vary depending on complexity of piece, inclusion of props, ect. take this as a rough estimate!

undetailed backgrounds are free and design/color/complexity is my decision. specific requests have fees. the starting price for scenes and detailed backgrounds begins at $50 and may rise or fall based on the requested idea.

WEIRD
AL
YANK-
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i'm not really sure where to start with this one. growing up, i really only knew al for his song "amish paradise," as that was THE weird al song around where i grew up. i'm not sure why. maybe because i grew up in an area where the amish and mennonite frolicked about? or was it because amish paradise is his secondmost viewed youtube video? who's to say...my interest in weird al didn't exactly start until mid summer of 2022, in the middle of my trolls hyperfixation. my friend had the idea of a weird al polka troll, in lieu of an actual polka troll in-universe, and i basically took the idea and ran. i created yanky doodle, who became one of my favorite characters i've ever created in my life. during his creation, i poked at weird al's discography, but didn't dig deep into the lore.

immediately after, i was pretty much hooked. i started to listen to his music and find pictures of him to save, learning everything i could as fast as i could consume. i was really excited. i still am! i'm not sure when i seriously began to collect weird al things. it probably started only after christmas of 2022, when i got a lot of weird al items thanks to my mom. that was a big boost in my collection. i used to call it a shrine, because i thought it was funny. it wasn't until late january to early february of 2023 did someone refer to it as a collection, which made me realize: "Hey.. this IS a collection!"

it wasn't until i got denied access into a destroy boys concert that things started to fall into place. destroy boys used to be one of my favorite bands, so as a birthday gift, we went to see them when they were playing near us. unfortunately, for complicated reasons, we couldn't get in. simply, i was heartbroken. my mom's boyfriend wanted to make it up to me. so, knowing one of my friends had went to a weird al concert, i decided... why not?it was october 6, 2022. graceland, memphis, tennessee. that was the date of the concert. we went all the way to TN and after the concert, my life was changed completely. even for his more casual shows, it was amazing. i don't even remember anything from it, frankly... but i remember how i felt. walking out of the venue, i felt like i was walking on cloud nine. the performance was thrilling and he sung so enchantingly, al must have put a spell on me. the very first song he played was velvet elvis, in place of the usual fun zone. the reason for this was simple: graceland was elvis presely's hometown! most of the songs he played, i was, at the time, unfamiliar with, but now they're all my favorites.

then, on february 3, i was able to see al AGAIN. it was a pure stroke of luck, and only made possible by my dad's insane generosity. i wanted to meet weird al. for the makeup shows for the return of the vanity tour, there was a show in indiana that was quite close to me. i knew i HAD to get vip tix! in retrospect, my idea to get these tickets was so flawed that i'm really glad my dad helped me out so quickly. i was able to get that ticket and i did meet him and it was the most amazing experience even conceivable.the greatest thing from that night, aside from... you know... MEETING WEIRD AL, was that i became friends with ethan ullman of the dave & ethan's 2000" weird al podcast... which is an EXTREMELY important piece of weird al-related media. basically, i'm close personal friends with a close personal friend of weird al. how cool is that!?